I’m of the opinion that I can be as totally stupid as anyone.  I practice every day.  I don’t have a degree in journalism, but I’m firmly convinced that ordinary thoughtlessness can compete with professional thoughtlessness any day if one has a reasonably functioning kidney.

That qualifies me, apparently, to publish things on the internet.  It’s also easier to dump crap on the internet than into the landfill, besides which I don’t have to run down to city hall and fork over five bucks for a permit.

(You are not crazy if you think you’ve seen part of this before.  You’re merely misguided enough to have read the first post.)