Meaningful deals announced at Copenhagen and Jon & Kate’s divorce finalized. I’ve been waiting for this important news.
Four-year-old suspended for having hair down to his earlobes (Help me, Rhonda, I remember me in the 70’s). Small child suspended for drawing Jesus (or himself) on a cross when instructed to make a Christmas drawing. Seven-year old expelled for pointing his index finger at someone. Six year-old suspended for touching a butt.
We’re doing well. We’ll be a free and sensitive nation in no time, at this rate. We’ll also be very smart. I have little doubt that the multiplication tables will be introduced to students long before they are issued their Ph.Ds.