Those terr’ists think they’re hot patootie. If they blow up a few people, including themselves, they get to go to heaven and are gifted with 72 virgins.
Poot. I’m consorting with damyankees, being nice and all that stuff. That gets me 144 virgins when I die (I’m not sure what you do with them, when you’re dead). Well, maybe not exactly 144, negotiations are still under way. It could just be 20. Maybe zero, even. But I’ve been assured I won’t get my two ex-wives. I mean, that wouldn’t be heaven, would it? It would be hell.
